shit that has come out of my mouth recently
In response to the question 'Why do you live so far away?':
Because your face annoys me so much I had to put 2,000 miles between me and you.
For no reason in particular:
But it wasn't Twilight! It wasn't Twilight. It WAS Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
On Zooey Deschanel:
I really...I don't like her. I hate her. But I looooove her shinnnnyy hair.
While on tumblr:
I don't know... What is... I can't... But why is it so funny? It hurts.

