shit that has come out of my mouth recently

In response to the question 'Why do you live so far away?': Because your face annoys me so much I had to put 2,000 miles between me and you.
For no reason in particular: But it wasn't Twilight! It wasn't Twilight. It WAS Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
On Zooey Deschanel: I really...I don't like her. I hate her. But I looooove her shinnnnyy hair.
While on tumblr: I don't know... What is... I can't... But why is it so funny? It hurts.