I am saving money.

Why? 

Go away. Never you mind why.

shit that has come out of my mouth recently

In response to the question 'Why do you live so far away?': Because your face annoys me so much I had to put 2,000 miles between me and you.
For no reason in particular: But it wasn't Twilight! It wasn't Twilight. It WAS Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
On Zooey Deschanel: I really...I don't like her. I hate her. But I looooove her shinnnnyy hair.
While on tumblr: I don't know... What is... I can't... But why is it so funny? It hurts.

kermitthefrrog:

So i’m submitting my paper to my teacher on the submission website and i clicked the wrong file to send her.

I sent her this gif on accident.

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 2509
26 Jan 12 at 7 pm

Sherlock has replaced my reality, its cast of characters my social circle, and its plot my concerns. I am a saddo. 

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 5012
26 Jan 12 at 7 pm

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misswallflower:gdobrev:0157 on Flickr.
 19774
25 Jan 12 at 7 pm

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